Genius New Paradigm

McBickle: New paradigm: You will always want whatever your first pop culture crushes were.

My Fake Boyfriend: I always liked Lisa Lisa of Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam
so that makes sense.

Ladyfriend: Problem: I didn't have popular culture when I was a kid—I had PBS.

McBickle: That’s why you married Mr. Ladyfriend. Works.

Mza: I had a crush on Jack Tripper. Big time.

Mza: I wanted a big floppy awkward man of me own.

Mza: Who was pretending to be gay.

McBickle: Um, you still do.

Mza: True.

Mza: I mean if Judge Reinhold asked me out I wouldn't say no.

Mza: My crushes are telling.

McBickle: This is an amazing paradigm.

Mza: Judge Reinhold. Jack Tripper. I also liked Robin from Batman & Robin. The Underdog.

Mza: Who were they, yours?

McBickle: Wonder Woman, Han Solo. Then Kelly from “Charlie's Angels.”

McBickle: But I wanted to be them too. Still do. See? The paradigm holds.