Print Reporters: We Save It for the Kicker

Mza: Ha, this woman wrote me, reporter for [REDACTED], told me about an on-camera job. Haha. Ha.

McBickle: Ha.

Mza: Whoa. I need more helmet-y hair for that. I’ve seen those reporters, in Jerz. They do their own makeup before the shoot. Seems hellish.

McBickle: Yeah, saw them when I was reporting in [REDACTED].

Mza: But at least TV isn't going anywhere.

McBickle: One I knew from grad school—always hair-spraying on scene.

Mza: Yup. I don’t wanna end up on YouTube.