I Should Have Said, “The Pursuit of…”

My Fake Boyfriend: Variety is the spice of life.

McBickle: Okay, cliché.

My Fake Boyfriend: I realize that.

McBickle: Satiety is the vice of life.

My Fake Boyfriend: It’s not a story. It’s a convo.

McBickle: Huh?

My Fake Boyfriend: I lke oure.

McBickle: Huh?

My Fake Boyfriend: Yours is good. Sounds like Oscar Wilde.

To that I say, “Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.”