Snaerk

In the grand tradition of middle-school taunts, one reporter just yelled out to another, for no real reason:

“Hey, Tom—do you still call 900-numbers and ask them to play D&D with you?”

[snaerk.]

Because so-called “Tom” made a complete ass out of himself (to me) at our recent holiday party, I think this is the funniest thing I’ve heard in days. How many times can a coworker ask you to come home with him and “make a sandwich” before you punch him?

How many?
No, really.
How many?

[And now for an extra-added bonus link, provided by the snarktastic reporter quoted above: "The bigger the testicles, the smaller the brain." Enjoie.]

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