Kicking Back Like You Wanna

Just now I took the unusual step of retreating to the kitchen to drink some coffee. It’s been a stressful day, working two big stories, and I just wanted to put my feet up for a minute. So there I am, feet literally up, and in peeks my boss.

Boss: [Blink. Stare.]
Me: I just needed to drink some coffee.
Boss: Wait, so you’re taking a coffee break? I’ve never actually seen someone take a coffee break.
Me: I think that’s what I’m actually doing.
Boss: [Wide-eyed] Awesome.