No, It Isn't

Here I was, interestedly scanning this NYT story about the writer who was killed up in Massachusetts a few years ago. Police are seeking to test the DNA of all the men in the town to try to match some semen found on the dead woman’s body. And then I get to the first voice in the story to speak against this DNA collection:

"I think it's outrageous," said Dick Seed, 44, a Truro sign painter who called the American Civil Liberties Union to complain.

Dick Seed.
Ha.
Ha ha.
Ha ha ha.

I refuse to believe this.