Slutty Puppets

Yes, I really did see a show last night called "Slutty Puppets." They tried changing the name for a while to "Serious Art," but apparently, that wasn't as much of a draw as "Slutty Puppets."

These puppets were, yes, slutty, occasionally very much so. There was the Freud puppet who molested the sleeping girl doll. Creepy and funny. There was a stunning act with a small, hand-sized doll--old-looking, babyish, with a mouth in a perpetual yawn or scream or something. I think that act was called "Angry Baby." Anyway, Angry Baby confronted a series of silver bullet-shaped objects with her mouth. (The objects seemed to be steam regulators from old radiators. Yes, I know this because I've lived in a plethora of run-down New York apartments, it's true.) Angry Baby finallly fucked a doll that had no bottom. Just a hollow body and a head. Very bizarre, very slutty.

And that's how the night went. Bizarre. And slutty.