I Freakin Love the Tabloids

This is hilarious. The dek on this Daily News story about bad NYC schools is "Sez 86% of high schools hellholes", and the lead is

"Nearly nine of 10 city high schools are hellholes that parents do not want their children to attend, Schools Chancellor Joel Klein told City Council members yesterday."

HELLHOLES.

Not once in the story is there an actual quote about hellholes, and the use of this bizarre word is just too funny, secondo me.