Nothing Never Happens

You know you’re having an absurd day when you have just opened “Document 49” in Microsoft Word.

Oh, right. And a plane went down blocks from here into the Hudson River. The helicopters and sirens have been, let’s say, distracting.

And I can’t be the only New Yorker who nearly threw up and burst into tears when she heard the news.

They all seem to have gotten out okay. Imagine going down into that icy water, though, watching it surround your shitty ovoid plane window…holy motherfucking fucking crapping hell.

Back to work.