The Things We Keep in Our Houses

“I have to check my glass eyeballs,” the Welder said to me last night.

Of course you do.

Because you are making a 14-foot-long giant squid out of steel and you need to consult your case of glass eyes to figure out how you will paint the squid’s.

Obviously.

This is a case of glass eyes. Left ones. Some are cloudy in order to match a cloudy right eye.

This is the bottom of the case. It was made in Cincinnati for an eye doctor.

This is the glass he will use to make the eyes.

Eyeballs.