Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold.
So I’m poking around the Internet for that handiest of Web pages I just cannot find when I need—a site where you plug in an address and you get info on all the other nearby addresses—and I come across a Shakespearean insult site. It’s a good way to pass the time. When you get to this site, click on “Insult Me.”
posted by TK @ 15:41
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Ah, finally! An apt description of how I feel after a buggery deadline...
[My] brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage.
Taken from: As You Like It
I must to thank you kindly.
Lady L (i venture a guess), i only hope your voyage hast provided thou with limes. The Lady must ward off the scurvy at all times. And one must not forget the margaritas.
Ventured indeed and guessed correctly, Madame McBickle! In answer, fool that I was and due to a severe lack of space when packing, the limes were eschewed for a pack of Juicy Fruit. I don't suppose the "Fruit" part of that included anything remotely close to a vitamin. Ah well, I suppose it was worth the entertainment value I got from repeatedly peeling it off my dental work.
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