Rock On, You Crazy Pool Reporters

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She found this bit in a White House Pool Report by Ron Hutcheson of Knight Ridder. Just goes to show, even reporters like to get a little crazy every once in a while:

"Flight and motorcade uneventful. Bush was accompanied on AF1 by his daughter Barbara, in tight jeans, and by Dan Bartlett and Karl Rove, who were not wearing tight jeans."