Blappity McBiggelsworth

NAPEAGUE, New York (AP) -- A boat captain who sent a message out to sea in a bottle says he received a reply from Britain -- accusing him of littering.

So here's the CNN link to the story.

But really, all you need for your day's worth of stultifying amusement is the name in the kicker:

"You Americans don't seem to be happy unless you are mucking about somewhere," says the letter, signed by Henry Biggelsworth of Bournemouth, in the southern county of Dorset.