Thursday, January 12, 2006

Fuck Jersey, Enjoy the Panda

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I thought I’d write to you about how New Jersey, the smelly state, has finally chosen a new tourism slogan: “New Jersey: Come See For Yourself.”

I wanted to tell you about some of the other entries, including: "New Jersey: Most of Our Elected Officials Have Not Been Indicted," but as a lifelong New Yorker, I could give a crap about New Jersey, so that’s all you’ll get.

Instead, enjoy this picture of a panda swatting tanks and helicopters (courtesy Wonkette. Thanks, Wonkette.)

Seems appropriate today. Or any day.

3 Comments:

At 10:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

New Jersey: You Could Give a Crap About It If You Really Wanted To.

 
At 3:59 PM, Blogger TK said...

New Jersey: The Chemical Burns Are Worth It.

(but i can't take credit for that one.) and yeah, i should give a crap, really, since my dad now lives there. hm. interesting.

and i just realized yesterday was Friday the 13th. if a tree falls on friday the 13th...etc. i mean, since i didn't know about it, is that why nothing bad happened ?(in my personal realm, which, granted, included sleeping half the day.) unless you consider having nothing to eat in your house very, very bad. but you probably shouldn't, cause in new york, you can just run out and get food everywhere. see? everything comes back to new jersey sucking in this comment. kinda.

 
At 4:00 PM, Blogger Adrian said...

IS that the Sexual Harrassment Panda in a job role?

 

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