Being and Nothing(ness)
It’s a holiday. It’s a Monday holiday. And I am conceivably working on both a freelance project and work for work that absolutely needs to be done by tomorrow. It’s 3:36. I need to turn off VH1’s “Most Cheesetastic TV Stars” (#12 Bob Ross: "Public television should never be overstimulating or in your face..."), but you can imagine how hard that must be. So instead of offering you my usual array of fascinating articles or web links or fortunes, I use you, my blog reader, as my own distraction.
I. Don’t. Want. To. Do. My. Work.
There. So much better. Yet, not that much time has elapsed. Crap. Back later, I’m sure. (Maybe I will bring with my some fascinating distraction for you. We can all hope.)
I offer an apology for lapsing into the blog world’s worst: babbling about nothing. (I know you’ll forgive me just this once, yes?)
Oh, here's a fun one: Saturday night, a 22-year-old Brooklyn Kid, complete with hood cap and oversized jacket, told me I looked like his first-grade teacher. At 4 a.m., I thought that was a rockin compliment. It was the nerd-chic glasses, he said. I replied, "Well, first-grade teacher? I'll take that! That could be a great thing!" (Not even I know what I meant, but Brooklyn Kid laughed, and I felt all too pleased.
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I'm glad we understand each other.
Now, not only do I not want to do my work, but I have yet another project heaped on the others. This one involves calling various homicide squads and confirming the names, dates, and deaths of two people. Now it just feels right to stop complaining. To a degree.
holy crap. i've tried to delete the second (i.e. first comment) i wrote with the minor grammatical error. see, i managed, three whiskeys in, to attempt to delete the first one, but Mr. Blogger, as always, has his own ideas...oh, somebody save me.
Mr. Gibson? Who that? You got me on that one. See, now, I'm beyond the continuous drinking. Now watching a documentary about middle-aged twats and the openness they've lost over the years. Pretending that any minute now I will have the sense to finish the work I didn't hours ago. Oh. shite. (As those in that other country say.)
are we all drinking over here too? oh man, i didn't realize it was drunken blog night... i would have posted about my secret love affair with alexander keith...
s, you didn't get the memo?
well, the morning after drunken blog night, i have to ask: who is Alexander Keith?
he's an old old man...
http://www.keiths.ca/k_main/k_main_index.htm
tricky canadian.
i love that! i love that my rockin party of one was there for you, v. and i'll have to check into this mr. gibson. because i know mr. maker has definitely already left his mark.
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