A Nude Maori Pygmy

McBickle: I dreamed last night I was dating and dumped by that girl from Twilight.

GF: Hehe. Ew.

McBickle: She was pretty in the dream.

GF: I dreamt that [ex-girlfriend] was dating a pygmy, a nude Maori pygmy.

GF: And you and I were hanging with them and were all like, "Umm yeah, he's...cool." And she was like, "It’s so cute, he trembles when he's excited... and the sex is...gooood." And you and I were like, "We should go."