For Some Reason, I Love This

Mr. Ladyfriend just called me to say he’ll be in my hood to FedEx something and asked if I wanted to have a drink. So I said, “Wait. Are you sticking around my neighborhood anyway? ‘Cause I’m still at work.”

And he said: “Well, let’s say that if we opened up an alternate universe in which you didn’t exist, I would just Fedex this and go home.”