Where They Lost It

In honor of the beauty of spring sproinging in high form today, I started asking around on IM where my friends “lost” their straight virginity. You know, locationally. Structure and place. Some people threw in some extra, delicious info, however. Here’s what I’ve gotten so far:

“A tent in Alaska.”

“In a bed in the south of France.”

“On a living room floor of a third party in Virginia.”

“A cabin in the Berkshires. He made use of cornhusker’s lotion as lubricant.”

“Living room, sleeping bag, NYE party. Girl with a glass eye. I win.”


So far, you do. Yes.