T-Shirts I Shall Make Toute de Suite
*“Owls Are Assholes”
**“Beards Are Evil” ™
***“All Cats Have the Same Face” ™
****“Half of Tadzio’s Face From ‘Death in
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*An actual Onion T-shirt Mza and I purchased for ourselves and wear daily, nightly, and in the bath.
**They are. They just are.
***Mza said she decided this once when she was stoned.
****Which reminded me of the time I was on…hallucinogens…and decided this about my then-boyfriend as we lay in bed staring at each other. For six hours.
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said ex just IM'd me to remind me about the rest of what happened during our hallucinogenic night: he decided pete sampras lived in his balls.
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