“We didn't really know him. We just had him arrested.”

Everything that’s wrong with the world is summed up in this article.

An Illinois nudist is being forcibly buried in clothes: “He said he wanted to be buried without any clothes, but his family is sending him to eternity wearing gray slacks and a matching shirt,” according to the story. He was repeatedly arrested over many years for refusing to dress himself. Here’s what his friendly neighbor had to say about the guy:

“We didn't really know him. We just had him arrested,” Loete said. "Normally, if we had him arrested in the spring he'd be gone for the summer and we wouldn't have to worry about him until the next spring."