"Sometimes I feel like my boobs are attacking me."

Anonyfriend: Sometimes I feel like my boobs are attacking me.

McBickle: ZOMG. What does this mean.

Anonyfriend: They're pushed up today.

McBickle: Mrs. Ladyfriend says: Holy shit.
Mrs. Ladyfriend: Holy shit. Ain’t never felt that way.

Anonyfriend: And I feel like they're creeping up.

McBickle: You wear ’em high.

Anonyfriend: Just looked down and was like, “Leave me alone.”