McBickle Eyes the Transom
Telling Stories Anyone Wants to Hear
Friday, August 28, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
"Sometimes I feel like my boobs are attacking me."
Anonyfriend: Sometimes I feel like my boobs are attacking me.
McBickle: ZOMG. What does this mean.
Anonyfriend: They're pushed up today.
McBickle: Mrs. Ladyfriend says: Holy shit.
Mrs. Ladyfriend: Holy shit. Ain’t never felt that way.
Anonyfriend: And I feel like they're creeping up.
McBickle: You wear ’em high.
Anonyfriend: Just looked down and was like, “Leave me alone.”
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Thy Will Be Done...(Fur)
Mza just tuned in her IM channel to me:
Mza: Bleeg. Splarg.
McBickle: Bloop
She wanted to show me a possible vacation rental:
Mza: Oy, there are SUCH pretty houses on that site.
McBickle: Oy.
Mza: Like, rehabbed old Cape Cod beach cottages. Love. This one is newer and a little farther from the beach but it's cheap. Is it further or farther, in that context?
McBickle: Farther. Think "far."
Mza: In what context do you think "fur?"
McBickle: Often.
Mza: Please post that on your blog.
McBickle: OK.