Miniskirts Aid the Entire Process

Two news items of interest off the wires this evening:

1. A new study shows that physical cleanliness is linked to feeling morally clean. Researchers also found that people who felt physically dirty seemed to feel morally dirty as well.

[No wonder you all smell so bad.]

2. Says Reuters: "Women dress to impress when they are at their most fertile, U.S. researchers said on Tuesday in a study they say shows that signs of human ovulation may not be as mysterious as some scientists believe.

[Not as mysterious? Really, Willis?]

"A study of young college women showed they frequently wore more fashionable or flashier clothing and jewelry when they were ovulating, as assessed by a panel of men and women looking at their photographs.

" 'They tend to put on skirts instead of pants, show more skin and generally dress more fashionably,' said Martie Haselton, a communication studies and psychology expert at the University of California Los Angeles who led the study.

"Writing in the journal Hormones and Behavior, Haselton and colleagues said their findings disproved the conventional wisdom that women are unique among animals in concealing, even from themselves, when they are most fertile.

"Some animals release powerful scents when ready to mate, while others display skin color changes, but human ovulation is notoriously difficult to detect. This is attested to by the frequency of unintended pregnancy, as well as test kits marketed to women wishing to become pregnant but unaware of the likeliest time to conceive."

[Speak for yourself, journal Hormones and Behavior. Some of us can sniff it on each other like ambrosia.]