Holy Crapping Crap

Or not. You don't deserve such a headline. Not for what I am about to show you. Although I will say that when I was shown this at work tonight, I gasped so utterly loudly in horror, my entire office came running over. We then proceeded to watch this clip oh, about four times in a row.

Stop the suspense here.

But then again, I am happy this evening. I wrote some not half-bad shit for my book, which is a marked improvement over the not half-bad shit I haven't written recently.