This is AMERICA.

Mza: How was your Valentine’s Day?

McBickle: Cuckoo and great. We went to Koreatown. It was wild. Then we tried to see a peep show. Then we wandered through the weird gross Hotel Pennsylvania. Then we went to a 3-D IMAX movie about CAVES.

Mza: Weirdest V day ever.

McBickle: YES.

Mza: Fun?

McBickle: YES.

Mza: Great! You were unsuccessful in seeing peep show?

McBickle: Yes.

Mza: Why? This is AMERICA.

McBickle: Well, there were very sketchy men lingering and everything seemed covered in semen, so we perused the massive dildos and left.

Mza: Yeah, isn't there a peep show for women? Guess not.

McBickle: Not in the 32nd st grossness we wandered into.

Mza: Yeah, yeccchh.

McBickle: Yup. There were like dollar booths and there were videos, not live nude girls. So I was disappointed anyway.

Mza: Yeah, stoops.

McBickle: This convo is worth blogging.

Mza: Where'd you go in Koreatown? I never know where to go in Koreatown.

McBickle: I dunno what it was called.

Mza: Was it Valentines-y?

McBickle: Yes! And scary! That movie was terrifying!

Mza: And you had to cling to each other out of fear, etc...

McBickle: YES. No joke. Like, fucking frightening.

Mza: How many people went to see movie about caves on V day?

McBickle: Us and some very nerdy teens.