Estimated Arrival of Tsunami Times Off the Coast of Chile Today

Probably.

Sparkle: I'm going to Puerto Vallarta in two weeks.
McBickle: Ooh I've been there—gorgeous.
Who you going with?
Sparkle: Was supposed to be my big brother's wedding
but he postponed it.
McBickle: Why?
Sparkle: Not sure.
McBickle: Seems inconvenient.
And...odd.
Sparkle: Yeah.
She's a whore.
Probably.